you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
Damn I thought Boba Fett got screwed last time!
Turn your toilet into the Sarlaac Pit
This is a real thing.
I shit you not.
Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands
I yell this to anybody who misses in anything.
a body count… in the thousands
Scott Mendelson after he tore his pec trying for the world record bench press (716.5 lb or 325 kg)
I legit thought he had a tattoo of space or some shit on him at first
That’s the smile of a man trying to front on pain
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
The last day of Harry Potter.
Saddest point in film history ever
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it(via gallifrey-feels)
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg